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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Very limited numbers of this second run of Toni Tubna/Stockholm Tuba Sect gift-box sets.
    This version has slightly different contents from the first green box edition which is now sold out:

    - White A5 gift box with dark green foil embossed lid
    - Card wallet CD + 16-page booklet
    - 52-page paperback book - "When the Magic Went Wrong" (second edition)
    - Cassette of the Stockholm Tuba Sect’s instrumental EP “Hopelessly Devoted To Tuba”.
    - 4 x Printed A5 cards
    - 6 x Calling cards from assorted characters in the Tubna stories
    - 4 x 25mm Badges
    - Signed Toni Tubna playing card

    Includes unlimited streaming of When the Magic Went Wrong via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 10 days
    2 remaining

      £25 GBP

     

  • CD in digipak sleeve with 16 page booklet
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    CD in 4-panel digipak sleeve - full colour artwork with 16-page booklet of lyrics, credits, notes and illustrations by Fay Hallam.

    Includes unlimited streaming of When the Magic Went Wrong via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    CD in card wallet sleeve, full colour artwork. Includes 16-page booklet.

    Includes unlimited streaming of When the Magic Went Wrong via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 10 days

      £8 GBP

     

  • Book/Magazine

    "I was halfway down the M1 when they found him, still alive luckily.......needless to say they never re-booked me....."

    “I want TWICE what you get,” he grabbed my Elvis lapels. “Or the world finds out you’re a FAKE!”

    “I’m going to pull off the biggest heist of my career, and YOU’RE going to do one of the biggest illusions the world has seen…”

    Born out of an ongoing email joke between bandmates, When the Magic Went Wrong brings together a series of unfortunate incidents from Ian Button’s (presumed) fictional past life as a struggling magic act - the anagrammatically named Toni Tubna. These short confessional tales relate some of the disastrous, often terrifying episodes and mishaps from that murky past, and are delivered in a style that is part Alan Bennett monologue, part witness statement under pressure, and part letter to Viz, complete with some of the most appealing traits of bad amateur fiction: leaps of imagination, unlikely peril, clear impossibilities, and obvious utter lies.
    Fay 'Sta-Presto' Hallam's wonderful miniature illustrations punctuate the stories.

    SECOND EDITION 2022 - re-titled and with dark green title panel/artwork.
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lyrics

THE HEIST

In magic and theft, two rules was I taught:
Make sure that you plan well, and don’t get caught.
Both require courage and sharp sleight of hand -
And every trick must be carefully planned.

Well, Barbra Cadabra (though that’s not her real name),
Excelled at both arts and the courting of fame.
Oh, she wanted me for her next major job,
And I couldn’t say no – she was backed by the mob.

A ship called Magic, a bountiful hoard,
Had sailed into Dover with thousands on board.
Could I make the ship vanish from sight?
In front of an audience? In broad daylight?

She plied all the guests with dubious champagne,
And the ship sailed out of the harbour again,
She’d knocked them unconscious with some Mickey Finn,
And while they were out, her henchmen moved in.

And pocket by pocket, their cards were all cloned,
And they slowly awoke, hungover and stoned,
But one amongst them had not slept through it all -
Said he would inform if we didn’t play ball.

And Barbra just smiled as I watched in despair -
Said she’d alter the split, and now he’d get my share.
And that’s when they all drove off fast in a van -
And it’s the last that I saw of them - woman or man.

And the ship called Magic was stranded adrift,
Out in the Channel, with thousands bereft,
And though they were conned, and I was too,
I’ve lived to tell this tale to you.
Fate steps in and sees you through.

credits

from When the Magic Went Wrong, released July 1, 2022
Words & music - Scott Thomas Buckle & Ian Button

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Papernut Cambridge Folkestone, UK

Kent based project formed by Ian Button - formerly guitarist with Death In Vegas, Thrashing Doves and many others, now prolific underground producer/writer (Go-Kart Mozart etc...) and co-founder of Gare du Nord Records in 2013.

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